2 soon, bro

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Press conference this morning on NPR - 8am, Orlando. Scott: “People will die. There will be deaths.”

You think your mouth would look any better after tasting Hillary’s milk?

Shouldn’t have laughed at this, but did.

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

I guess the Chicago Tribune is really feeling the Johnson right now.

my worst Miss U.

This was one of the most egregious infractions of the rule I’ve seen. Helmet down, contact initiate at the head, and of course the result is a head injury. It’s completely independent of intent; a Tennessee player had the same call go against him on Thursday night despite turning his head away to avoid the collision.

The leads get paid.

Did anyone else notice this: When Nick was a contestant on The Bachelorette and she (can’t remember which one, they’re all the same to me) met his family, there was a super weird vibe. His mother was freaking out about the emotional impact it would have on him to not be chosen in the end, and his little sister - a…

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

The Chargers’ side is getting plenty of support on Yahoo comment sections.

Guys, don’t infuse mysticism into a religion based on a 2000 year old book about a man with magical powers and a sky man.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I want to slap this person. Hard. How fucking repellent.

I loved when she came here to tell us how her scathingly judgmental critique of Joanna Gaines was not, in fact, judgmental at all! Nope, calling her a bad mother, bad example, and terrible Christian was all done with love!

holllllly shit. i just went on a crazy rabbit hole with that one. my god, what an awful, self-righteous human being. I think if by some miracle god was real and she met him face-to-face she would still find something to ‘no, actually’ him about . Like, lady - have you ever in your life admitted to being wrong or not…

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.