They could sell these on Rush Limbaugh's web site. Those are his listeners.

Make it so.

Very nicely culled list of some extraordinary concepts. The anti-thing though I feel is a mistake. Our increased lifespans are already exceeding our financial preparations and some people just need to get out of the workforce and make room for others. Also, people just get damn tired of all the change, like the…

Oh, Snap!

Betty and Veronica in Sin City 3.

Nothing says "I'll save you", like 6" heels.

Under nucleomicroscopic examination: an advanced civilization.

I thought it was drugs and prostitution.

Journalistic integrity requires video evidence of said cheer squad to determine if their choreography was indeed objectionable.

There are probably movable, hidden panels with plumbing, air-dry jets, etc. in that high-tech cell.

Today, it's the blacks, Illegals and Muslims. "Turn that there Middle East to a parking lot... nuke 'em all.. the world would be a better place. Shoot them illegals at the border, send those .... back to Africa it they don't like it here. Good riddance." We're truly going backwards as a society.

Because some people would actually support genocide of people who aren't just like them.

Everybody gets the same haircut in the future.

How ironic that some years later, the two would be working on these later stories. All it needs is a Stan Lee cameo.

I guess everyone can move to China, since they'll all still be there, right?

Put it down like an old horse.

You assume that the big bang was a singular event and not one of many, perhaps even intersecting events, combined with other expansions or contractions. We can never know these things.

And we've only been emitting any kind of signals that would escape our atmosphere for about 100 years or so.

So basically, a change in priorities where trillions of dollars and man hours would be dedicated to the objective of continuing man's existence, making way for the wealthy to send their offspring into the great unknown.

And freeze in the middle of the road in the path of an oncoming semi, undecided about whether to go back or forward.