Ah, fat-shaming. The completely acceptable, family-friendly alternative to homophobia.

Stop saying “full stop”

I mean, welcome to the news cycle. “Everything’s fine in the community” doesn’t push clicks. They managed to fit “fucking faggot,” racist, and sexist into the headline. This was destined for cross posting and a good push for traction on the Compete hub. The pattern you’re recognizing in the media you consume might…

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

Oh yeah, if there’s one thing Americans are known for, it’s our endless fascination with Canadians. Anyway, I do remember that from last night. Specifically that I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anybody actually sing in a Canadian accent before. Impressive, hosers.

There must have been a second singer.

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

Saying “basketball” - seriously? That’s considered racist now? It would be different if someone threw a banana at him. I guess if it’s a white guy we shout “baseball”, “lacrosse” or similar?

They got kicked out for saying “Basketball”?

Why the fuck is deadspin and everyone on the left so quick to label EVERYTHING racist and call for the head of ANYONE who offends them? Just because you make fun of someone’s accent, race or ethnicity or anything along the lines of what makes someone who they are doesn’t make you a person who shows or feels…

I’m not the first to point it out, but this take by Ley aged beautifully.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

Can you imagine if they got MLK to do an ad for Scientology?

That set was so bad Kurt Cobain came back to life and sold the rights to All Apologies to T-Mobile. Music is dead. Brand awareness, that’s where it’s at in 2018.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

But does he have a fracture, really?

Isaiah Thomas getting ready to call another team meeting

Thank you. Beat me to it.

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