“knowingly, intentionally, willfully, wantonly and maliciously, with the intent harm Mrs. Palin, or in blatant disregard of the substantial likelihood of causing her harm.”

And a rusty trombone salute to you sir or m’am

Or, ya know, they could’ve scored when they had a 5 on 3 in the third

I hear his half brother Segway is one hell of a middle reliever

Dong Fest!

That’s a thunderous indictment of Seattle sports

It’s...only a costume? I’m 31 years old and I feel as though I’ve finally lost my innocence

This Mets Mascot Mayhem Meltdown is brought to you by....Coca Cola, The company that could once proudly claim “yes, THAT kind of coke”!

Proof that the charges were bassless

Ah, you’re just fishing for stars now

Re: Ocean peeing pants down puller

Are you looking for a Drum and cymbal play out for that one?

Cornell hockey throws fish at Harvard, and tubes of crest at Colgate. I won’t comment on what they throw at Brown...

You’re fat

Not my story- a friend of mine competed in Nordic skiing in college. They’d do beer mile competitions where you’d run a mile, shot gunning a beer every quarter mile. He could compelete it in under 6 minutes and still feel fine enough to do his regular running workout

As a grad student in New York State, a place up the road had an all you can eat wing night for 12.50 where you also got 2 pints of beer. I ate on the order of 50ish wings one night because they were too good to stop. Didn’t hurt much. My poop the next day smelled magical

Look Squeely McSqueelFace, here’s how sports fandom works for many. You have a favorite team that you follow and route for. If they become uber dominant, it’s awesome and you ride that gravy train. But let say you’re everyone else who’s a casual sports fan or fan of other teams. An origins story like the Warriors…

Sqrt(-1) 3x10^8 m/s what you did there

3point windmill jam for the homerun