You misspelled PEEOTUS

Can we please stop calling them “killer whales?” It doesn’t help conservation (see sharks and the movie Jaws)

A google search of this picture returns “Tom Brady draft combine.” Seriously

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your pun doesn’t have the proper koalafications for this

Well that answers the age old question of why Justin has cock breath

The “deadspin is a sports site, so stick to sports” argument is rich coming from folks who voted a businessman into political office

found the missing legs. They’re attached to the 8 foot tall woman on the far right

Virginia tech begs to differ

The only takeaway I could get from The Hike is that magary does literally all of the drugs

“That guy should take the rest of the season off.”

All of you are muensters

Ugh, I Kant take anymore of this

And I thought I was doing well with just this OK owl all these years

I once ate a pound of cooked beets over the course of 24 hours. I didn’t know beets were the black hole of pure unadulterated fiber that they are. My poops started out solid and beet colored as described above. And then the stomach cramps started. The red beet poos continued but were no longer solid. The beet diarhea…

#thanksskankhunt24

Baseball Pete Carroll is befuddling

I read the base name as “Shart Grabber”

Been watching for 15 minutes, the suspense is getting to me. NOBODY RUIN THE ENDING FOR ME

Dude you’re famous! #bonetrain