Right. She had the sense enough to do what her lawyer told her to do, including issue that “I did it, I own it, I’m sorry, and I throw myself on the mercy of the court” statement (I’m sure Huffman didn’t write that). Aunt Becky tried to call the DA’s bluff. Where they do that at? I haven’t even read the whole affidavit…

Huffman is smarter than Loughlin, she knows that if she has any chance of saving her career then she has to at least pretend to be sorry. 

I read a piece once by a federal investigator who said: “When we start asking you questions, we already know the answers.” Your only hope at that point is to tell the absolute truth and hope for mercy. They’re sitting on all the evidence they need to convict your ass.

Nah, I wouldn’t say these people are dumb. No, what you are seeing here is extreme white privilege in action here. Their lives up to this point showed them that they should have been able to get away with this. And this is the rare time that white privilege fails these people. There is nothing dumb about them…

Cause she’s like. They won’t put me in jail. I’m a good person with a good family. Aunt Beckys don’t go to jail.

I imagine it went a little something like this....

I encourage everyone in GA to do air-quotes when they say “Governor” Kemp. Should make man-on-the-street interviews amusing. 

My guess is she has some secret pictures hidden and she pulls them out once in a while.

Unlike Pence, Will Ferrell is a better pretend president:

My second would be wondering when i pissed off the Opus Dei enough for them to send the albino after me.

“This ain’t Hollywood,”

Mike Pence looks like a Lego fireman brought to life. 

If Pence showed up my door my first thought is that’s the Devil coming to reap my soul from that time I sold it to him for some rare pogs in elementary school.

My second would be wondering when i pissed off the Opus Dei enough for them to send the albino after me.

I bet he really enunciated the word “ain’t.”

After a week of losing my aunt to a drunk driver, and my 14 yo lab to cancer, I needed this.