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“I’m not sure what to do with my hands”

This isn’t that weird. The DNA results pretty much ended the case, so this money grabbing slut and her mother concocted a plan to keep it alive.

“I don’t know what happened, so I’ll just assume this guy committed a heinous crime.”

I swear, some of the essays you Deadspin writers think we’re actually going to read. The first couple paragraphs were fun, then I scrolled to the bottom and truly couldn’t believe how much you just wrote about a guy that never even played in a single all-star game. Save to say, I did not scroll back up to finish.

Have you heard of this thing called Google?

What the fuck is a turnover recovery?

“Deadspin: Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion”

He tore his left ACL last year. This is the second article that you idiots have made it seem like he tore the same ACL. He did not.

He went to the locker room at the end of the 3rd quarter with a limp.