My closing horror story was about a bank account where I kept travel expense reimbursements from my company. I’d get a check for my travel expenses before the business credit card bill would show up, so I had a separate bank account used only for this. The balances where no more than a few thousand, mostly for airfare…

I drink almond milk every night with dinner. Making it myself just seems like too much bother.

Yeah, I scrolled down real fast when that popped up. The last thing I need is to get called into HR because someone walking by reported me...

I’ll be glad when this hits Android. It’s one of the little annoyances when I have to leave the app and go to their website to add an item to my DVD queue while on my phone.

Exactly.

If I’m remembering a recent article correctly, while you do save more money if you can pay off the higher interest loans first, people had a greater failure rate in sticking with that plan if they were working on larger loans.

Figure out when you’re most likely to snack...and stock up on a healthier option you enjoy.

Yes, the slow loss made it a non-issue. My wife lost a lot of weight also during that year and had no problems either.

Cook your vegetables as normal, whether you plan to steam, roast, or anything else, then just before serving or packing them up, toss with a little mustard.

2 years ago, at the age of 50, I lost 90 pounds. I did it 1-2 pounds a week for a year by doing three things:

A little dab of bacon grease behind her ears and between her breasts and I follow my wife around all day.

Just in case you encounter a multi-hottie pep pyramid?

Hmmmm. I have some small bottles of champagne for mimosas. I could use one of those for this, so it wouldn’t be “loser granita”.

Those look fantastic. Great color.

It supports your point that most of my person-to-person gun sales have happened in the Bass Pro parking lot. Buy the gun; go inside to buy ammo.

I don’t know if I’d say “most magical”. However it does have fewer screaming kids, shorter lines, and more guns, so it beats out Disney World. And they sell jerky - lots of jerky.

Metal is forbidden on my teflon too. But, forbidding only works so well with kids (and not at all with Wifey) and we still have a drawer of silverware with spoons, etc. (and that damned gravy ladle) in the kitchen. 

If a friend lets a fart slip or spills their drink, make them feel at ease. For example, you could say, “Don’t worry about it, I’m usually the one making a mess.”

Mine would be waaaay more non-stick if I could convince my wife and kids to stop using metal utensils in them. Mine are less ‘smooth surface’ and more ‘war-torn battlefield’.

“You don’t like Bass Pro Shops?”