Sony’s attempt at a Spider Cinematic Universe looks so pathetic since they let Marvel have Spider-Man for the MCU. 

I wonder if Harris is playing Dr Connor, aka The Lizard? The Lizard/Connor was trying to get a sample of Morbius’ blood to cure his own condition (so was Spider-man to cure his own condition of having grown 2 extra sets of arms, but I doubt Spider-man will be in the movie.)

I feel like the Sony execs, driven mad on money and power for somehow managing to make Venom and Spider-verse “work” are just gonna throw a bunch of shit at the wall now and see what else will strike spider-gold.  The problem is that nothing is gonna have the style and heart of Spider-verse to carry them.   And there…

Into the Jared-verse

My strategy was to do it as fast as possible, and hope that not many people would see me

In the masquerade at the 1972 World SF Convention in Los Angeles, there was a guy entered the competition whose brother did a comic I’d never heard of before, called The Turd. The guy had decided to cover himself in peanut butter, and that was his costume. By the end of masquerade a few hours later, his peanut butter…

Could have been worse.  They have fire ants in Texas, don’t they?

Well, good thing I’m using it the colloquial way described in definition 2 here and sorry if you’ve never heard the word before but also fuck off for trying to defend him: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rapey

If your behavior is so bad that women name an anti-groping shielding maneuver after you,…

Apparently you take a vacation for a few months to a year, enjoy your vast fortune, then go back to work when you’re rested and ready.

I hear he’s so excited that he could hug someone!

That’s a pretty optimistic view of the new generation.

Glad King Vader is getting some love around here. Basically dude makes these highly complicated (and surprisingly high-quality) videos that are pretty much centered around the same running gag: his characters dancing in tune to a banger.

I personally think his magnum opus is the one he did for Infinity War.

I haven’t pooed outside of my own personal bathroom at home in over 5 years

Ohhhh, that's awesome! "The Prisoner Channel"

I was completely disappointed in the 2009 series. If you liked it, you simply must see at least the first episode of the 1967 series — it's wonderful TV.

Oh, you must. The first episode ("Arrival") is surely one of the top 5 or so hours of TV ever made. The remaining 16 or so episodes vary from crap to wonderful, so you don't need to commit yourself after the first episode.

I'm not sure that calling it a "hotel" is correct...there is a hotel included in the village, and several of the cottages are available for rent, but it is a huge place. More than that, parts of it are devoted to a museum, gift shops, and some information about the Portmeirion pottery that's been sold there for…

Some of the buildings are now hotel rooms. I stayed in the Bridge a few years ago. Once the daytrippers have gone home at 6, the the entire village belongs to you, and the few other guests you might see strolling around. The TVs in the suites, as well as BBC/ITV, also have the Prisoner Channel i.e. the complete series…

Come at me, 2!

Eeugh. Bite your tongue.