Crocodiles?

It’s a coverup. Sharks.

a/k/a: Manchhattan, Manch Francisco

In related news: also nasty -- Manchester, New Hampshire.

Woah, that’s super racist!

Lindsay Lohan?

I think that is Amanda de Cadenet. She’s a British famous person.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

sexy cylon costume, methinks.

“She was written politically correct”?

Pure evil

What are these mysterious creatures you call “radio DJs?”

But... what if phones, but too much?

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

So enough of this show, everyone should start watching Atlanta!

Right before the debates, when Trump had essentially pulled even, I ranted/pleaded for Hillary to step up her game. I was incredulous that despite her experience and resources, she couldn’t take Trump down. I really thought she and her campaign were blowing it.

“In her office at Brooklyn, very-much-alive Hillary waits dreaming.”

I love how a third of the emojis are blank squares (as in, my browser doesn’t support the images). That’s exactly what it is going to be like.

My childhood babysitter’s son in law..