Adventure Call is genius. It’s a perfect mockery of the awful crap that used to fill British airwaves at 2am, and the people who would phone in.

Limmy is the best.

Liberals are weaponizing children in attempt to steal the election.

Apparently clerks also made no attempt to stop him, presumably because they were rendered immobile by his legendry.

I believe you may have confused high-security forensic psychiatric wards with the Waldorf-Astoria.

Duh second ammendment

Not to mention you can easily do this at home with an ipod, headphones and a cocoon hammock made of human skins. It’s how I can sleep so soundly, well, that and the knowledge that existence is meaningless.

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

And didn’t Edith Wilson (wife of Woodrow) basically ran the ship of state after Woodrow had a stroke and was confined to bed for the rest of his term?

Weeeeell. I know I’m being that guy, but they need to go back to Eleanor Roosevelt who pretty much reinvented the role of the modern First Lady. Her involvement in the cultural landscape of America helped pave the way for everyone who came after in a big, big way.

I’ve missed him/her too, in a strange way.

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.

Kap is lit af.

Does it seem at times that John Oliver is the only adult in the media? He doesn’t do the “fair and balanced” dog and pony show but rather he calls bs on bull shit. And when he did a “fair and balanced” report on global warming he really did it balanced, a room full of scientists who know global warming is real and one…

Oh my god, you’re right. That’s much more alarming. Yikes!

41% of republican voters think that the election will be stolen from Trump. They’re not going to accept a Clinton win unless Trump concedes, and I honestly think he’d prefer a civil war.

I’m one as well, most times. I’d prefer to be quick off the mark rather than dead accurate, unfortunately. :(

It’s a very inadvertently Orwellian name—something that sounds good (if not a bit threatening) but that we’ve grown to expect must mean the opposite. For maybe the second time in my life, here’s a self-identified group of “patriots” actually doing the country some good.