congratulations byu, for slowly approaching the bare minimum of human decency. you’ll get there some day.

sixty-nice

if your goal in a battle is to make your opponent squeal then youre either doing it very wrong or very right

dont we all want to be Barbara Walters at some point in our lives

and now she doesnt have to touch Roger Ailes to do it

Megyn Kelly is going to get picked up by CNN so fast. she’s able to get the rednecks real hard but is also doing a great job at not looking like a huge asshole. gotta get that rural poverty money boiiii

more like Joe AARP-aio

i made it to “circumcise your thoughts” and then i died i am dead

ha ha short shorts are back? no one tell Tim Duncan or you’ll have a real Julius Erving situation on your hands. i mean, he really Steve Nash’d back in the day, no one tell Phil Jackson.

is a Beck-backed karaoke dream worth being named Moses or Apple

thats cool. i keep seeing review titles and getting all excited that a new game is out, only to realize i have to wait a week and i rampage around my apartment, breaking chairs, tables, bones, you name it. it’s an emotional rollercoaster of anticipation, disappointment, and unadulterated rage. it was truly…

now we need to work on the gap between men who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four days, and women who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four…

my heart just skipped a beat. rip kristin

gray-ly. i have been very, very gray

garbage. Matt LeBlonk can say “I’m daddy fun-times!” to the entire nation but i cant say it to a small group of schoolchildren? extremely biased

‘Listen have you ever thought about real estate? You’ll make a hell of a lot more money than you will teaching.’

this instant calibration between souls, as if my settings and her settings were perfectly optimized for maximum compatibility. two lost algorithms in this chatbox we call life. she is the ideal parameter for our private recursive function named Love().

“its second-place standing in the Ivy League.”

ah yes the powerful Geometry Sword, using the power of trigonometry to cut down round foes

manchvegas is good nasty