and that suit looks like a suit a supervillian who can transform into an alligator would wear

if only i could connect with other people in the way corporations connect with me

im pretty high and that youtube video almost gave me a panic attack

As I was growing up, people were always trying to talk about the people they sexually assaulted, and trying to make themselves appear, you know, like not a real rapist. I’m surprised you’re actually listening to me. I really am.

i get the feeling that you are being sarcastic and i also get the feeling that your name is Billy, in which case you have my condolences

I think she suffered by not staying home longer with her kids when she could have.

For the record—and I am not proud to admit this, but it is important for men to talk about it (especially me)—I have said things that are sexist, and misogynist, and hateful, and bad, and wrong, and ugly, and all of the things that are bad to be.

its a bib, to protect his shirt as he eats, like a baby. all Billies are babies

hillary could just play this clip for her next commercial

sorry this does not say “adult” to me:

the worst thing about elections is that you have to learn about all of these assholes

But that flans the flames muffled by incessant coverage back to life.

In the memo, McLeod also dissed Tinder and overall swipe culture, alluding to “the dehumanizing way people are reduced to playing cards that we flick to the left or the right .”

what do you think the lightsabers are for

i also saw this which is cool, did someone post about it yet?

i see things as they should be

itll just be slow panning shots of empty fields because the bad dads are all in cancun with their mistresses

itll be awkward when strangers ask him if he was in the armed forces and get the reply “no im good at videogames”.

The Mail notes that, at the peak of the Queen’s pack, “there were said to be 13 corgis lolling in the Queen’s private sitting room and nipping the heels of footmen, prime ministers and ladies in waiting.”