the worst thing about elections is that you have to learn about all of these assholes

But that flans the flames muffled by incessant coverage back to life.

In the memo, McLeod also dissed Tinder and overall swipe culture, alluding to “the dehumanizing way people are reduced to playing cards that we flick to the left or the right .”

what do you think the lightsabers are for

i also saw this which is cool, did someone post about it yet?

i see things as they should be

itll just be slow panning shots of empty fields because the bad dads are all in cancun with their mistresses

itll be awkward when strangers ask him if he was in the armed forces and get the reply “no im good at videogames”.

The Mail notes that, at the peak of the Queen’s pack, “there were said to be 13 corgis lolling in the Queen’s private sitting room and nipping the heels of footmen, prime ministers and ladies in waiting.”

dinosaurs and lightsabers, any environment. dinosaurs and lightsabers in 1940s New York. dinosaurs and lightsabers on the moon, but everyone can breathe on the moon. dinosaurs and lightsabers in 1400s China, but with armor because of arrows and stuff. the possibilities are endless

i think ken bone works in computers, but as a manager. everyone’s always talking about how they dont know why ken bone is still employed, but one time he was sick for a week (complications with kidney stones) and the entire team was thrown into disarray. ken bone is vital and he knows it.

lol sorry but did you used to have the handle GeorgeGeffersonLives

read the negation incantation from the Tome of Vice Presidency and you will be removed from the running. this is how it is and has always been, since the beginning times. Deus benedicat America

god anderson cooper has such a cool look

show me hillary’s 33,000 deleted emails

holy shit

“Much depends on tonight’s debate.”

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