i have never been pandered to so effectively before

lol

he’s a male Debbie Wasserman Schultz! Trump just needs to consort with Henry Kissinger and the transformation will be complete

I like the experience of being in a sexual position when you’re not supposed to be in one.

thank god now i can return to my belief in an all-white universe except for cloud city

bwahaha that commission is mine

bwahaha that commission is mine

as someone who loves both destroying things and theft, i have less of a hard time understanding it. any port in a storm, any wal-mart in a riot.

He said he will eliminate Obamacare, make us energy-independent.

i always felt like North Carolina is a lot like the world of Mad Max, but this proves it

who is this

“What’s the big deal? Vampires are wonderful people who care a lot, a lot, about blood. It’s a match made in heaven.”

wtf does this have to do with football

can i put grenade bandoliers on a horse in this game

all im saying is that we have the days wrong. we’re close to having the right days, for sure, but we’re not quite there yet

we have differing pillows

we have differing pillows

Also, we didn’t want to create free porn with Blizzard’s IP.

its good to see there are still some Date Truthers around

i say stage left and also say that everyone who says camera left is ruining the fabric of america

several semi-coordinated sharks

When you are in love, it’s a knowing. It’s a knowing like you know your weird hemorrhoid schedule, and you know your own, like, fav living room design. That’s what love feels like. And if you are in question of it, blame indigestion, and I’m sorry to hear about that.