im sneezing but that doesnt make sense

and everyone in my nightmares

Spaghetto, an Italian filmmaker

wait do you think that $4/hr an hour will keep someone off of welfare

i am a Clinton supporter, but i dont feel the need to punch down at someone polling at 3%. i agree that the Republican party is going to be hurting for a long while; it will be interesting to see how congress ends up

this skit is based off the idea that this race is close? Politico’s battleground state polling average puts Hillary up by 15 points in those 11 states.

lol so it starts as a kind of love/sex story and then progresses to a jason bourne adventure with a helicopter and ghosts? nice

i find it an intrusion to follow without consent, especially as a person who “might be an asshole” and it would feel weird to ask people if i can follow them. its complicated

deadpan responses to jokes is part of my e-identity. my brand is deeply sarcastic though i am finding i need to tread carefully in this newfound land lest i cause offense to this more-polite community. i sometimes toe the thin line between “edgy” and “making people hate me forever”, like when i attempted to make the…

now that gawker is dead i need to bolster my online reputation by creating intellectual relationships, usually through humor, with jez regulars and the first step is to reply to the handles i recognize, not only bumping my often-deservedly-gray commentary up the list but keeping my personal brand in the forefront of…

the correct answer was “there is not a single thing wrong with her face”

halfway correct

correct

correct

correct

he’s only 42 but i figure once you can draw this you can die happy

wtf is wrong with her face

but also my name i guess

glorious