I know I’ll be blaming anyone who ever made a single joke at Clinton’s expense, said the word “Libya” or has a friend named Libby, or (heaven forbid) dared to express concern about any of her policies. Those cowards are as good as Trump-supporters, in my book. My book is coming out in October, and it’s called “Those…

I think we ought to take Jezebel’s betrayal of Clinton very seriously. Is this a sign that they’re going Trump? I say yes. Vox is the only safe space left for us, I fear.

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!

Here’s How 32 Corgis Reacted to the Pokemon GO Launch

Good. Now we can all resume the polite fiction that the Supreme Court is apolitical.

I do dig that she wasn’t apologizing for what she said, merely that she said it publicly. That’s a pretty important distinction.

I would pay a million bucks for an IUD that would protect me from Zubats. So many god dam Zubats.

Look, I’d rather catch that or even syphilis than yet another fucking Rattata. Fuck him.

Oh please you Mystic folk begin by disparaging the proud culture of the Valor and then get all defensive when we respond in kind. Team Harmony is likely a cowardly ruse by Mystic knowing that they lack the emotional wherewithal to survive a prolonged conflict and while they extend this olive branch they hide a dagger…

Except Articuno is in the most southern part of Kanto. Team Mystic truly is the team of lemmings.

In all seriousness this has to be the most successful bad game launch of all time. Any other game that launched with this many issues and lacking so much content would have crashed and burned. Being a freemium game is usually a deterrent too and yet Go is becoming a phenomenon like ‘98 all over again. Thus is the…

Team Valor is the only choice for a real american!

The problem is that when the police talk to African-Americans, the conversation tends to include phrases like “GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!” and “HE’S GOT A GUN!” and “IT’S GIULIANI TIME!”

People didn’t walk around staring at their phones before this game then?

Well geez, no wonder why the servers are in such a bad state.

Don’t worry, Pokemon Go will not eat through your data allowance, because it only works for like 25 min before draining your battery.

YOU’RE SO DAMN CLOSE.