I can vote for a man whose parody twitter understands how important bagels are.

I cant link it because of work firewalls but my favorite Bernie thought tweet is "ALL BREAD SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE BAGELS"

Those are also 4 of the most disliked Care Bears ever.

To be fair this does make a strong case for free college

You da real MVP

here for all the of amazingly reasonable takes that are about to happen

Doctors decided they would delay until the woman showed signs of sepsis.

Promise us that every boy will be named “Jesus”

Killer Mike, you can’t blame Hilarity just due to her reproductive organs...

Right? If we are explicitly being told to vote for her because she’s a woman, I think it’s fair for someone to point out that just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she’d be a great President.

it’s funny because it’s true.

everyone involved should go to jail, imo

I was at Morehouse last night and heard the speech. The reaction to the word uterus is really ridiculous. Killer Mike’s speech was amazing, just like his other introduction of Sanders when he was in Atlanta on November 23. Focusing on it reduces and confuses the point.

These assholes’ heads would explode if they realized that they want to make it a law that this man MUST use the women’s room:

You can tell America wins at democracy with how much time we spend on it without actually achieving any semblance of it.

Repeat after me: Maureen Dowd does not have to help Hillary Clinton, just bc they both were born with a double X chromosome combination! It would be downright cringeworthy if someone suggested the same about any black person with regards to support for Barack Obama.

But let us dispel with the the fiction that Marco Rubio isn’t a robot; Rubio knows exactly that he’s a robot.

David apologizes for the typo, he meant uploading, not ‘practicing’.

Shout out to Rep. Marzian who responded by introducing a bill mandating counseling followed by a 24 hour waiting period, and requirements for both a note from his wife and a sworn statement with his hand on a Bible that he will only have marital sex before Kentucky men can be issued Viagra.