Who told you that you were sex positive? That person lied to you.

So.. you mad.

"Whoring" mostly just implies to me that the person using the word is a giant asshole. *shrug*

So, you're about as progressive as a wooden spoon.

Let's not forget to be offended by every man who ever dressed up as a woman, or every woman who ever put on a fake mustache! Good thing I didn't pick the catwoman costume I was considering this year. My cats would've been outraged!

"I guess if you drill down far enough you'll find a reservoir of trivial bullshit to get all indignant about." ~ luna's wrinkly mother

If she were, say, mocking elderly people by wearing an adult diaper and drooling, then yes, I would say that is offensive to old folks. But she looks like a beautiful nice older version of herself. Not all costumes have a deeper message. This one is just cool! She likes to show off her master costuming skills (or the…

This wasn't actual animosity, it was an attempt at a humblebrag. #aggrobrag

Well, we got that out of the way rather quickly, who's up for a round of drinks?

Because Skittles. They are the asshole of the candy world.

I'm an asshole, I routinely meet other assholes. Haven't killed anyone so far.

Where is your science now!?

beer does though, is there anything it cant do?!!!

The first week of college I discovered you could meet boys by teaching them how to do laundry.

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

I shall never tire of the word "dongle."

I am looking forward to these dinosaurs dying off.

The best submission to the FCC regarding Miley Cyrus' VMA performance: "She is shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons [sic] do."