"stood in undusted apartments wondering why they coughed so much these days"

bam, easy!

My favorite part of changing a shower head is the giant wrench, aww yeah

his bit was my favorite :)

Wash weekly, AT LEAST. I also change out my pillowcases pretty much every night (Side A, Side B, change. repeat.) which has helped so much with acne.

agreed there.. daily showers, deodorant, clean clothes, teeth brushed - and gnarly sheets. does not compute.

I could hug this comment.

I'd be about that, cantaloupe is fucking delicious.

my younger sister was so into the books (and probably still is, but we have a silent agreement never to speak about it again because we both get angry) and i just do NOT understand it at all given that she is an intelligent, well-rounded person who refuses to even entertain that anything is wrong "Have you even READ…

fuck, they don't represent HUMANS.

seriously. i've lived in Texas for 20 years, and i have yet to really even meet anyone this outwardly racist... but then i choose my interactions carefully.

PREACH, do not throw the rest of us Texans under the bus because you're embarrassed about being caught out for being an asshole.

A page from The Book of Hugo.

I use a cartoon representation of myself (from BitStrips) because when I use a real pic, inevitably, I end up with messages in my Other folder from completely random guys that demand my time/attention. Last time I had a real picture up, I got a message from a guy that said he could tell I had a nice rack (the picture…

the articles have been this way since time immemorial, don't worry too hard about it :)

lol yes... i wear dresses nearly 100% of the time (when i am not wearing yoga pants or running shorts) so even going out im usually in a dress + cardigan + flats. which has always contrasted with my boyfriend's uniform of jeans/black tee/sneakers.

i second this, as a central Texas dweller myself (well, close enough) dresses always. you can throw on some tights and a cardigan in the winter, or all by itself in the summer. i wear the same dresses in all seasons (with the obvious exception of wool/heavy fabrics in the summer because NOOOOOOOOOO)

why

exactly!

aren't we edgy