lol adorable :)

also

you know, if you wanted to troll Jezebel and are a well-known MRA asswipe, you think you'd at least use a different nickname.

"Do the laws of physics apply if I don't know they exist... Yup, sorry if I walk off a cliff, I'm going to fall at 9.8m per second/per second. Doesn't matter what I know."

i'm so sorry you have to deal with that, it's so childish. i have family members who say the dumbest shit on fb especially near the election (namely my cousin's "some people vote for the wrong reasons" comment at which i bit my tongue so hard it almost severed clean off) but it's possible to have tact with family who…

brava!

omg why did you need to bring up the corinthian, im going to have nightmares now

i am 99% sure this is sarcasm, but after the shock of this actual story being true, my truth-o-meter is broken.

i'm somehow more mortified that no one involved/the comments posted seem to COMPLETELY MISS EVERYTHING like, oh this is fine what are you guys so upset about?

he appears to be very aggressively not getting it.

Hahaha, pick your battles indeed... these are just little gripes, not major issues. I still adore his fuzzy face, even if I insist on washing the sheets or folding his clothes.

actually i prefer maker's mark, "fifth of jack" just had a good ring to it. i don't really like jack daniels.

i'm more of a fifth of jack kind of girl, myself.

I think you two have stumbled onto something major.

oh add "sleep farting" to my laundry peeves, because some of that is totally on purpose.

right?! there have to be, at least like, 5 pillows around for both of us to be happy.

OR NEAR THE FAN SO IT GOES INTO THE FAN AND SUBSEQUENTLY MY FACE

god i really do not understand this at all. yeah, your clothes are wrinkled because you take them out of the dryer, stuff 3 loads into a basket designed to hold one load, then leave the basket alone for hours, and then dump them on the bed and leave them there for a while. then hang them up, maybe.

i'm sorry, i wasn't able to read your entire comment as all the mascara i am wearing seeped into my eyes as i cried with laughter

thanks, dad.