then he goes on doing normal, European things, such as smoking, and paying taxes

“It’s a high-rise double pump.”

Anyone that doesnt understand the interdependence of your countries biggest economic players and the functioning of government and civil society is a fool.

Oh man, I really hope South Park does a Deiselgate episode....

The Greatest Irony of All: If it weren’t for women members, there would be no churches. Anywhere.

My guess is that Casino Royale and OHMSS round out the last two.

I’ve done this, and you’re exactly right.

Uh oh. Unless you replaced one of them with Moonraker. Then you get a pass.

Can I be a fraction wrong?

6th in the MT is geared way taller, so at 70mph they’re turning at 1700-1800 rpm, where we and our DSG’s turn at 2400.

Had I known that going in, I would have opted for the manual, but I stupidly assumed they would have the same gearset.

I do think however, the DSG gets better in town mileage due to its shorter gearing,…

For the TDI owners who love these cars for their fuel economy, and bought them for that reason, it sure as hell is.

I can’t be the only one who hates TFLcars, am I?

For the love of christ, someone give DeMuro a Sportwagen to drive to the nearest Carfax for a quote.

I don’t see how this could be interpreted as anything other than an admission of further guilt. If these new 2016 cars really weren’t cheating then presumably they would have no problem passing certification tests even under increased scrutiny.

how retarded.

This is Jalopnik, you’re looking for Gawker.

I feel bad for the people that have to answer phone calls and emails.

A vast, empty room. Large enough to fit several elephants that no one from Volkswagen wanted to discuss at the moment.

We need to start a support group man. I’m sure there is a 12 step plan to wean us off of those sweet sweet TDi torques and MPGs...