Oops! I was cleaning my keyboard, and my trigger finger accidentally hit the dismiss button. /shrug. So a few innocent bystander comments died. Collateral damage, I guess. Whaddya gonna do?

Depends. Is the biker a minority? Cause white guy in a pickup truck trumps minority biker in a court of law.

Equipment Manager: “I have nothing to say, officer. I ain’t gonna dime anyone out.”

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

NBA Teams Have Found Creative New Ways To Intentionally Foul
But Still Have A Ways To Go To Catch Up To Najeh Davenport

Actually, that was just the hair. Eventually it came in contact with the guy underneath it and now are bonded for life in symbiosis.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

Macklemore should be her next boyfriend - her for faux-feminism, him for faux-identity-politics

Man, those rappers sure are ignorant and uncultured. If only they were real artists, like Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, and David Bowie. I bet then they’d know a lot more.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

“the most amazing thing happened. Kobe, he sucker punched me.”

Does this look like a man who would tolerate that?

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

I guess Kobe really tried to accomplish everything MJ did in his career.

My favorite “Kobe Bryant is an asshole” story comes from Smush Parker. Kobe literally told Smush he wasn’t allowed to talk to him because he hadn’t won anything.

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

I’d be curious to hear about the specifics of this. JD Power does, indeed, give out a lot of awards. If you’re not familiar with how they’re distinguished from each other, or what each one means, it’s very easy to assume they’re for something else.