Boredom and access to poop.

Iron man. Iron Man

I could totally dig a Spider-Man clone movie... I think that’d be neat

Yeah... but he was president for 8 years and didn’t do this... so what’s your fucking point, snowflake?

This isn’t a hypothetical. Barack Obama was president...for 8 years. He didn’t do this.

Most of us understand Obama would not be so foolish.

But he didn’t. And if he had, he likely would have had a good reason instead of a transparent pretext.

Fuck you, you magnificent bastard.

D.B. Pooper

Ah, but you forget, Obama was on Twitter every day bashing his critics, attacking war heroes, civil rights legends, the disabled, and gold star parents while critiquing women based on their looks and hinting that they had secretly done porn.

And I think it’s just unbelievably frustrating when you’re continually told, “It’s not big enough, it’s not good enough, you can’t win.”

“It’d be like Trump going to Arlington National Cemetery and bitching about the ratings for his State of the Union.”

It’s a good thing Obama didn’t have to with negative and demoralizing comments all the time.

It’s not about one tweet, it’s not about one picture, it’s about a constant theme. It’s about sitting here every time, and being told, “No. Well we don’t think he can do that, he’ll never accomplish that, he can’t win that, it won’t be the biggest, it’s not gonna be that good, the crowds aren’t that big, he’s not…

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

Here’s the thing.

I heard that, as long as 20-30 years ago, immigrants from across the globe came to the US specifically to give birth to children who would someday be able to vote for Trump. And travelers from a distant future, able to manipulate the very fabric of time and space, travel back to 2016 to pay homage and vote for Trump.…

People mocked W. when he stated in 2004 that he had been given a “mandate” after narrowly defeating John Kerry. But W. actually DID beat Kerry in the popular vote (not by very much, but he did). Trump couldn’t even do that. He’s always going to be under that cloud, but he can’t accept that.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.