Unfortunately for the workers, Harvard can simply switch over to a program that hires students to work in the dining hall, with their pay going towards their tuition. Many colleges across the US do this. Which means that a guy like Tommy from Charlestown, who prepares the fresh fruit, is easily replaced by a student…

Alex Trebek: “Punchlines and Jokes” for 100. “But one big hit and some shit could happen.”

They get reimbursed through the valuable educators that a good football team brings to the...hahaha oh god sorry I can’t finish that bullshit line!

He got out of his career as a seat-cushion tester? Good for him.

Is it bad getting in and out of? Coming from Downtown Chicago, my dad got hot passes for the pits and garage during the race. Haven't been to a race in years, but it gave my parents an excuse to fly halfway across the country and visit me for a change.

Absolutely agree. He even appears to tell that to a teammate. He was busy blocking and then appeared to just be trying to tackle the defender as he was running full speed towards him.

There’s a “Let’s Remember Some Guys” fella.

Perhaps Tebow got what he needed, but all this does is feed into the persecution complex of the Telievers, those who are convinced that he was run out of the NFL because of the purity of his heart and the piety of his soul, not because he wasn’t a good quarterback.

It’s insane that this guy is saying ketchup is better than mustard. Zach is a monster

Mentally insane people. And it’s working, they’re eating this shit up. My new craigslist roommate was going on and on about Hillary’s health last night. I lock my bedroom door at night now

As a millenial, according to NBC, I’m too engrossed in my various technology bubbles to care about this. Fuck off NBC.

I hear that Felps guys did good. Am I spelling that right?

Thing about Katie is once she goes down, she’s not coming back up.

This is obscure but needs more stars.

FOLKS

I was in awe when I saw this one

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.