Take this fucking star goddammit.

“Because now you see this guy is at home. And, to be honest with you, I give it to you raw. I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that.”

But at least he stands for the anthem. That’s gotta count for something, right?

It fell apart because Dan Gilbert is a crap owner who fell into one of the luckiest draft lottery streaks of all time.

(old man tweets his name at Jack Sock, arrives in Mr. Burns-as-Jimbo Jones disguise, gets another 19 towels)

You are dooming yourself to an eternity of second round exits any time you give your team some shitty cartoon name like Raptors.

That was one of the worst end line defensive efforts I have ever witnessed. Give up the fucking corner kick and poke it out.

It’s especially hard to whack those moles when over half of Congress and about 45% of the population, otherwise known as “Republicans”, are doing everything they can to run cover for Donald.

I am an O’s fan and that was fun and entertaining but I don’t know if I will feel comfortable rooting for anyone named Seth

Wow. No love for Roger?

Yep, there have always been assholes. Shit, if this is your position, how do you square the rise of First Take occurring right in the middle of the Obama admin. Sometimes a thing is just a thing.

No, because it doesn’t matter if the Cardinals are good or bad, their fans will always think highly of themselves, even though they are just the god damn worst. Didn’t make the playoffs? It’s ok, we’ll make it up next season by attacking out new black outfielder. It’s the right way.

The mental gymnastics that are going to be displayed so that the Baylor wackos can “celebrate” this “win” are going to be fascinating and sad.

I’m surprised he represented Germany that much. I thought he spent most of the last 3-5 years coming off the bench for Arsenal before they shipped him off to Turkey. I don’t know if that says more about him as a player (inconsistent but talented?) or the fact that Germany had no strikers

It was AMAZING!