There’s only one Q, and he’s it. 

You need more stars.

From “Q” to Q.

Yeah, this line jumped out at me for the exact same reason: “when they continue to destroy our planet and continue to lose money doing it”

The oil Industry is the new Tobbaco Industry (which is awesome!)

Hey, whatever it takes!

I’d like to think that humanity’s, er, better natures did that, but I also suspect that it also had to do with $$$ more as Exxon went from the biggest company on the planet to raging dumpster fire in less than a decade.

You better cross both fingers that the unvaccinated don’t become incubators for a new strain.

And yet, many of the third world states in our union have adopted vaccination rates mimicking actual third world countries.

I’ve got about 2 more weeks until my second shot, but I purposely waited because I am a far-less-than-essential person who works from home and just recently moved from fuck-all Florida.

Hopefully. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get a miniwave or at least minor outbreaks in the fall and winter, as people head back indoors and start having holiday travel + celebrations.

Most of the supersizing…no, the majority of the supersizing, is by choice. Stupid, wasteful consumer trends. 

That has got to be the best post of the month. 

This is about FOUR DOOR cars. Two doors are not expected to have roll-down windows in the back. A four-door is.

Maybe because that won’t change anything for the folks that don’t care about getting COVID.

I’m still surprised they haven’t been emphasizing the fact that Covid can give you limp-dick.

I think it’s an important thing you’d want to know if you actually want to date someone.  Most people don’t want to date an antivaxxer.  Antivaxxers always have other radical beliefs.

“Who wants to sex, Antivaxxer?”

I got a Full Fauci the other night. Blew my mind and I still can’t walk right.

“...grew up sweating buckets into the absorbent velour of suffocating 1980s sedans.”