Reminds me of when Donald Trump ironically ran for president one time. 

We need Terry Crews!

For once, "that's what she said" is the perfect response to someone.

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You leave Dave out of it.  His carrots are succulent.

it’s naked schwarzeneggers all the way down

Maricopa County.

Dr. Ford’s letter was kept private at Dr. Ford’s request - you’re just regurgitating Republican talking points.

She exposed herself as a partisan hack by accepting that job. No self-respecting person would accept a job being a human shield for a bunch of octogenarian cowards who are afraid of a smart woman.

They’re so hung up on the flying thing. Many people, including myself, are afraid of flying, but do it anyway. Sometimes I can psych myself up for it. Usually, though, I get half-Kavanaughed before I board the plane.

“How dare she use facts!”

But it doesn’t even have to be political.

Here’s the list of people the FBI is allowed to interview, direct from Trump’s desk:

GOB needs a better razor.

What a couple of turds.

Soon enough, voting itself won’t even matter.

she was considering canceling her public briefings altogether since—in Wallace’s words—the press “grandstand[s]”.

Very impressive how she got her message out all on her own without that “grandstanding” media getting in her way.

My other code name is “Rooo: Fun-Ruiner”.