I just worry about the poor boys. WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE MEN?!? 

Rapeblicans.

The republicans are rapey dirtbags.

It’s this one. Definitely. (Though I would say he has the vocabulary of a stunted 3rd grader, and he tries to wield [he doesn’t know that word] it like a freshman trying to show his ass in high school or college, either one.)

As I’ve said before on Splinter, there are only three types of groupings of items in this world: Zero items, one item, and many.

This water, oh its so wet, this water. This water that is falling from the sky all over the Carolinas, its just so bigly and wet, as only water can be.  My big brain told me so and I watch on the crooked fake news tell everyone about how wet the water is and I’m standing here tell you the same thing, but no one gives…

Women are smarter than men. But he is the smartest and has the biggest brain. Please keep up. 

this person is the president of the united states.

Wait until a man accuses him. I know I am.

You fucking suck. 

The result of which we know the next Supreme Court Justice will be a rapist.

The reality of the Kavanaugh-Ford hearing:

It’s been a rough few years.  But i work full time, i own my own (brand new!) home, and my cat still likes me... so i just keep on keepin on.

instead of trying to push a shithead like Kavanaugh through, you just drop him lick the piece of shit he is

Had. Had thousands in debt which was mysteriously paid off before the hearings.

Holy shit, I get those references!

And felons will have voting rights restored, right? 

I heard he didn’t actually shoot a man; he used nine inch nails.

This does a lot to demonstrate the emerging conservative consensus on this issue: So what if he did it, it was so long ago, a youthful indiscretion!

He can produce a 36 year old calendar from when he was a junior in high school, but no one can seemingly find the work he did for the W. Bush White House?