They should book a family trip on Elon Musk’s lunar shuttle…

And then, there was Ben Carson’s level of ratfuckery:

Jared died 3 months ago and nobody noticed

Dear lord look at that.  If you ran into it at night you'd hit it with a shovel then look to re-bury it.  The GOP certainly has a type.

Well, Ole Mushroom Dick can always pick Brett’s evil twin Bart O’Kavanaugh instead.

Or freedom to live his life without witness-protection level cosmetic surgery, at least.

Kavanaugh should stop fighting for a spot on the Court and start fighting for his life :)

Yep.

The Trump Admin’s supreme court nominee vetting process.

Don’t forget the Bills

Donald Trump CANNOT give up on Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh was picked for one reason — he believes the President should be beyond any criminal prosecution. Donald Trump knows he is a criminal, and knows information will surface proving he is a criminal. Therefore, to avoid criminal prosecution, he needs Kavanaugh.

There. Is. Always. A. Pattern.

Kansas Jayhawks finally wins a road game, the Browns, and Tiger finally win...it has to be said...

I blame Beyonce???

What? No “Thoughts”?! They’re slacking off at the Warrior Assembly of God.

You know what works great? Prayers.

This is an interesting philosophical question. Does the socially regressive politician gerrymander in order to ensure government is limited by their fucked up morality, or do they gerrymander simply in order to be able to continue to gerrymander and the imposition of their values by force on society is just a…

Really nice to see Tiger in the winner’s circle again. Even the most talented and successful aren’t immune to life and bad decisions. It appears he’s developed a new appreciation for life and the folks that have always supported him. By all accounts he’s a good father and kids will teach you what’s most important,…

I would bet money this is their exact thought process. These scumbags are the kind of toxic blend of stupid and entitled that are actually and truly offended that they aren’t just lying around like Hedonism Bot 24-7 and laws and other pesky things apply to them.