I’ll give you $100 if he’s ever even heard of Anne Frank

How do we make this happen yesterday?

I hate the ‘Imagine If’ game, but imagine if a Democratic politician said that the death toll from 9/11 was inflated by Republicans so that they could have an excuse to invade Iraq.  Sean Hannity’s head would rage-explode.

Not going to happen. This is not a man who know anything at all about books that aren’t about him.

Ok, all I need is for him to say that The Diary of Anne Frank is a work of fiction and I’ll win Dipshit Bingo.

HILLARY’S EMAILS ARE THE PROOF!

They are in states that are primarily Red, so I expect them to get TLC.

Does that count as thoughts and prayers?

God help the folks in Florence’s path cause Trump won’t.

New Alex Jones conspiracy - DEMOCRATS KILL 3K IN PR TO UP DEATH TOLL! HILLARY’S EMAILS ARE THE PROOF!

I am shocked that Edumakashun Skeletory Betsi DuVoz fucked up as inheriting billions, marrying into more billions and donating millions to the GOPers is all the education and experience one needs to run (destroy) a federal cabinet level dept.

No. Terminators traveling through time, failing to kill John Connor, and leaving tech (creating a predestination paradox) is how Skynet starts ;)

I agree that a few unarmed drones is less onerous than a big, dumb wall that will do nothing but let Mexicans know how much Trump hates them. But the entire project of militarizing the border is bullshit.

This is how Skynet starts. 

“The drones would be primarily used in intelligence and surveillance operations,” National Guard and Border Patrol officials told the committee, “but we also want to fire a couple of missiles over the border and kill some brown people. Just give us the drones, no need to make an international incident over it!”

doesn’t matter, they could literally have dicks printed on the back of the phone and apple fanboys would still stand in stupid long lines to get one.

Awe, they are hiding the notch in the renders now?  I am surprised they aren’t fully embracing it and really showcasing it here.

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

Haven’t seen such a sad attempt at facial hair since

That’s why I chose TaintCoin. I felt it was a buffer between ButtCoin and CockNBallsCoin and safer from market volatility.