Like we fucking need him to say shit.  He’s already said why he did it on TV.

The NFL went to bed with the GW Bush Admin to exploit and profit off of Pat Tillman. But the corporatization of “patriotism” was in the works well before that; particularly since WWII arguably sparked the second “Industrial Revolution.”

Sweet, sweet Giant Meteor of Death...

He is perfectly poised to literally shit on the American flag. 

Its on snopes as being true.  This dude is a tool.

Jets fans...

I remember thinking, back when the NFL really started in heavy on all the patriotism stuff after 9/11, that it was silly and would probably wind up causing more trouble than it was worth the NFL over the long run.

That’s great.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is one hell of a drug. 

It’s not the crossover we need, but the crossover we deserve.

NERD!

*rips off Kavanaugh’s face* Alberto Gonzales!

I miss having faith in this country or its laws or the people who are supposed to protect and uphold both. (I mean, I also miss believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and sadly those illusions weren’t shattered too long before my belief in our government.)

**COUGH** Reagan **COUGH**

Your comment was so great I had to sign up to thank you. So, thank you. 

What’s critical here is that a prospective associate justice to the Supreme Court may have repeatedly committed perjury. And not just perjury about a peripheral matter, perjury about an actual crime.

Shit. Burt Reynolds just died. 

That’s my question: can he be impeached if Democrats gain majority?

Okay, that’s the second time today I’ve laughed out loud. You get a star. And more if I can find them. 

Nice.. Gross, but nice.