Jesus has a view from above, so I don’t know that anyone is going to be fooling Him. Also, Jesus is noted to be in the Jean-Luc Picard camp regarding receding hairlines.*

May the best chemist win.

I bet Lance Armstrong would give his left nut to be back in on this action.

This comment will fly under the radar I think.

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Because Jesus told him not to. And when Jesus tells you something...well, you should probably check into a mental hospital because you are having delusions.

Who still hasn’t conceded.  

Of course they won’t face any consequences -- they endorsed a pedophile in Alabama and everyone was upset for about 20 minutes before the next inexcusable GOP scandal erupted. This is what we now call “Par for the course”.

maybe, but definitely not his fried chicken

Either that, or he has a serious disconnect with realizing that Sanders was born in 1890 and probably used the word in a very different social environment.

Pro tip: since it’s just oil and garlic and seasoning, it’s fabulous to just throw on some chopped onions and peppers for a quick stir frying.

If your best pizza choice is Papa John’s, you’ve lost before you spent a dime or made a phone call for that “pizza”.

I believe the theory is that the implicit ending is every bit as racist as the overt statement.

+1 cup of garlic sauce

The theory is that fried chicken is so delicious that it excuses racism?

Just so we’re all on the same page, everyone does realize the end of his Colonel Sanders point is, “...and he never got backlash because he serves fried chicken”, right?

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.

Damn, every time I see pics of Ghomert, I can’t help but see one of the villains from Sin City.