Agent O’Neal my ass. That’s Deputy Travis Junior.

Booker is like Aaron Gordon or to go further back, Tyreke Evans. Players who can be solid but instead were treated like foundation pieces for which to build a team around, screwing up both the team’s and the player’s development.

So the Suns and Kings have the first two picks. If you remember, Chris, I said I would rather watch a Suns-Kings matchup than watch the Lakers and Lonzo. Well, turns out, I watched more of these two teams than I care to admit. The Suns are butt and Devin Booker is overrated. The Kings, while also butt, are actually…

Lowest ever rate of Jewish unemployment AND homelessness.

The outrage after Parkland set off a moral reckoning and awakening—there’s a simple explanation for school shootings.

And he resigned his commission. I know the saying is “once a marine, always a marine” but I don’t think he gets to call himself that anymore.

Godwin himself said that the prevalence of actual Nazis in modern discourse have effectively rendered his law obsolete.

Well, someone has to invoke Godwin’s Law so it might as well be me: this is a reasonable approximation of the tone, thematic overtones, and fidelity to grammar and spelling I’d expect if Hitler had had Twitter down in that bunker in spring 1945.

I’d rather pay this tuba player to follow him around for a year:

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

“The kid was given the rifle as a present because of his anger issues, and target shooting helped him relax.”

In Soviet America, Middle East pulls out of US!

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

You really think the untalented and unloved Donj can just call up Daddy and get him on the line?

The article was spot on. “’Tics” made me kick my cat. I love my cat. You did this.

Seconded.

But aren’t they the real victims, though? It’s pretty clear that these guys’ prices are so low, they’re practically giving cars away, but it’s never enough for you vultures.

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

Well, bullets are made by corporations, and corporations are people too my friends, so by extension, bullets have personhood. (h/t to Mitt “I kill dogs and toy stores” Romney.)