You want me in first class! You need me in first class!

Oh man, I can’t wait till he’s canned and replaced by someone even worse!

Dear White House,

Personally I’m hoping he has a ‘Network’ style “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take thie anymore!” meltdown in front of Congress.

Well that was fast

The Trump administration is nearly everything conservatives pretended to hate about Obama/Clinton, only worse.

Weren’t the Trumpists whining about how the Clintons were all “pay to play”? Pot, meet kettle....

Well, Trump is only even a thing because his father made his millions as a slumlord.

also, he’s the kinda pig railing against foreclosures and “librul gubmint” handouts and he’s taking fucking loan guarantees from the HUD????

Solid.

Let’s not rule out “Whorehouse Hannity”.

I know it won’t happen but we’ve got a new Trumpian nickname for this shitbird.

Abolishing legal slavery in the US would require amending the Constitution. And while the current state of affairs is only a couple states away from that being possible, somehow I don’t think that’s the sort of thing that would get added.

+1 clickety clack!

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. There is no one who is potentially more vengeful, petty, and vicious than Cohen could be. Once Cohen figures out he is entirely on his own, it could go one of two ways: he could button up to prove his loyalty and love, or he could go rabbit-in-the-stew-pot.

Remember, remember: the eighth of November: the Bowling Green treason and plot

Say what you will about the guy, but in a pinch, those little yellow bracelets make a decent cock ring.

Going from “I never met Putin” to having a conversation with the guy about “the most beautiful hookers” is a hell of a 180.