Windows 7 users would be represented in the cartoon if there were

@cjlopez: I refer to them as "Droidboys"

@Fossa: You obviously don't own an iPhone or know any iPhone

@Rick Lyon: 'kinect' my bad.

Duh, every Kindle ad shows you need to be in a 40'x40' room with

If CA voters would have legalized it, today they could have had a half price sale with all that confiscated ganja!

@Gruvnor: Pictures? You mean video...

"I'm only disappointed that it'll be a while before we see the corresponding tutorial."

I'll buy it when it's 60% off.

@Br1zon: Ack, good catch! Should be 'boy'. I haven't heard the song in a long while.

@Bangon Kali: Good luck in life man, be safe, that sucks.

@WestwoodDenizen: Apple owns 95% of the tablet market. Eat it.

Wow, so they shoot people for running away there? No karate kick to the head to knock him off the bike in order to subdue and arrest him? Wow.

I hate those with links to app sites that don't offer screenshots of the apps.

@dfp3050: That is the *new limit! Cheeseburger happymeal with milk is 700 calories, imagine the calories with a soda.

Oh the horrors! This is censoring! This is evil! What a crappy review process! Why did it get approved and then pulled!! Steve sucks!!

@Alex Bill Knibb: ...and boring...and actionless...and limited genre scope...and small scale...and distant...and....

So sad, glad to see that he might have some some type of joy in this world.

They get a martial arts expert to fact check Kung Fu movies.

@B@tM@n: No, it's the bad guy from Last Action Hero!!!