Why do the British need hard plastic shin guards to keep crickets? They are so tiny, slow and pretty easy catch because they can't jump very far.

Fog lights hanging by screws under the bumper- dugg for the old memories.

The bombshell bitch is a female version of Jesse. Sandra was too wholesome and clean for JJ I guess. Good, douche deserves an inked tramp.

He's being greedy. He knows damn well a mistake was made as he admitted he didn't think the $29k would stand a chance in hell of winning the auction for a $40k car. And rather do the gentleman's thing and take the offered discount of a loss on the car, he's wanting it all. Fuck him. I hope he doesn't get shit now.

The car mocks you sword lady. Kill it!!

@snap_understeer_ftw: They look completely different in public. Even the base model looks upscale.

Sic 'em internet! Sic 'em!

And him owning an adult site is news because? That somehow makes him a bad person?

I hope I am able to do something like that for my kids. What an awesome gift.

You can get a BMW 740i or a 2002 Audi A8- almost 3 times the car for the same price.

He'd drive something as fictional as he is, like say Pegasus? Or maybe a golden chariot pulled by 8 fiery Griffin?

So sad, why is this news?

They had to ruin a near perfect car with dumb ass chrome wheels? Seriously Audi? You don't sell any cars with chrome wheels, so just leave them off for the US and Japanse automakers.

Can't wait!

I'll take an R8, Alpina B7, a GTR and ZR1 for the same price.

When an element is part of the design, taking it away creates a bigger problem.

Only the US is repressed enough to find this truck needing to be censored. Seriously, the land of the free and we only censor skin.

Wow, so does the dealer ship write out a check for the 1.4-3.6 mil difference? This wasn't a title for title trade was it? Can't be. No one is that dumb.

Doesn't matter. Enthusiasts don't drive Toyotas.

Was that one guy planning on buying an Audi before the commercial?