You really live up to your screen name.

Kevin Smith is not a great filmmaker, but he has always tried—with varying degrees of success—to feature women in really positive, and semi-progressive ways in his films. You should pretty much always be on their side in his movies. So, this feels really earned, at least.

Of course not. It’s a car.

It’s a shame he managed to grow a spine after he decided to retire?

Great, now Grosjean and his mad scientists gotta rip apart the car and replace the damaged parts inside. Ask any welder, any real welder. It don’t matter if you arc or TIG, cracking’s cracking.

Just to see you leave, I hope he does.

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.

Why in the hell would anyone steal that?

I don’t think so. I hear it’s in such bad shape, they’re thinking of ending it after next season.

It doesn’t matter if the gates are going up or not. Gates malfunction all the time, there could be 2 or more tracks, etc. Only one thing matters in a situation like that:

I suppose the real question is - why does this crossing have arms to prevent vehicles from getting *off* the tracks?

No one ever trains for these situations.

Sorry, but there’s no such thing as a “sleeper 911.” Minivans with a Cleveland V8 transplant, AMG station wagons and V6 Camrys can be sleepers. A 580 Hp 911 GT3 masquerading as a 370 Hp plain vanilla 911 is just “holy shit, faster than I realized.”

So, you’re saying that the Trump Administration’s fact checking, much like Miami International Airport, is MIA?

The code of silence is perhaps my biggest problem with the police.

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

Annual salary: 10 million/yr

I see you shiver with antici

I have found this car enchanting for quite some time.

So much for grounded to the ground