Agree regarding pretense but the Ford is objectively better in almost every statistic except price. It is apples and oranges. Design/appearance matters more than speed when you are spending six figures.

It might be time to relocate New Orleans. In about 30 years, give or take, it’ll be permanently submerged due to global warming. Shame, because I’d never been and always wanted to go.

So your decision was based on the dough.

He’s going to be crushed during discovery when he finds out that the Devin Nunes’ Mom account is real.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

But they do...and they’re the ones writing it off!

if the table isn’t set when she arrives, is she Reese Withouterspoon?

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I call BS on the operating costs of the Alfa. There is no way that thing isn’t spending half the year in the shop. It’s fuel costs are likely half of whats being used.

What did he write? 

Calm down. Noel Fielding is a delight.

Cyclists ARE traffic. They are not required to “keep up” with cars.

Sheet metal, plastic, and glass have to be replaced. The body will heal.

What insurance company do you have so I know not to ever use them? Also if there is ever an issue with an insurance company not wanting to pay, all you have to do is mention you will be contacting the insurance commissioner in your state and they are usually pretty helpful after that. Has worked every time there has…

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

I’d be more stoked to have $1.5 extra large to blow on something this frivolous.

Have you ever read David Tracy’s articles?

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

The Carrera 4S is the one to get. Just make sure to wait for the manual.