That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.
a bland nondescript series like Burn Notice
Hot take: shifting is not driving.
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Just because there are laws, doesn’t mean EVERY law enforcement agency has to enforce them. For example, the FBI doesn’t go around handing out speeding tickets. Local PD doesn’t investigate tax fraud. Parking enforcement doesn’t follow up on rape cases.
I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)
Probably not, since it’s a Pontiac G6.
Sleep on a friends couch until BestBuy is hiring.
It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE
Eat, sleep, train.
I still think Trump refuses to invite them.
If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.
Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.
Well, in a few years, God willing, everyone will be sick of the SIXERS winning titles! Wooo!
For the league to be about anything but the Warriors for the next few years, it would need to abolish the salary cap and the luxury tax, freeing teams to sign the players they want and can afford, without artificial limitations.
UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.
The fuck are you on about?
Does that mean he’s not coming on then?
