Pilot - “Good luck.”

Nope. This has never happened before. The problem with young people is that they thing everything they experience is being experienced for the first time ever, you just don’t understand. (Please note, this is a rare case of me not criticizing Millenials. Every generation, including mine, goes through this. It’s called…

they know a great deal about cars

Most in The Jungle want to get to British soil, where they hope to find jobs and start a new life.

I’m more of a fan of the top ten qualifiers get to run the track clockwise and the rest of the field runs counter clockwise.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Counterpoint.

It is pretty sad that his needs to be brought up each time but Autopilot on a plane will still put you right into the side of a mountain. There is still an expectation that the pilot is paying attention.

“the hardtop LaFerrari that he already owns.”

A solution presents itself.

Adios Motherfucker.

I was going to say “Remember when Americans were skinny enough to fit in that space?” Now we just put our Venti Frappacino’s and Big Gulps there.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

This headline is not representative of the story. This stadium would be for the Raiders.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

How else are you supposed to Train your Pokemon?

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

England will finish 17th at the World Cup and Fat Sam will declare it a success.

Has anyone even confirmed that Kevin Fitzgerald is real?

McDonald’s does not cause people to become “fat turds”. Eating in excess without proper diet and excercise however does.
Keep in mind also that MCdonald’s in Japan also has many other region specific food options that American McDonald’s don’t offer that are often more healthy options.
Also many Japanese commute via…

His clone probably wrecked him.