All things must be everything to everyone!

Why are Iraqis holding Rhode Islanders hostage?

So your argument is baseball fans aren't insufferable by belaboring your point insufferably?

How on god's green earth are you able to obtusely dilienate the difference between social appeal and game appeal? All sports are social events, baseball fans just happen to alienate a good portion of people who recognize that.

I have some interesting proprietary research that points to penis size increasing beyond what a 6 inch inseam would contain generally across all males that were of professional basketball ability. Proprietary research indicates no such similarity with female genitalia although early onset puberty was noted.

Odds this guy is in some sort of sales position?

I'm not disagreeing with you at all about the broad appeal of football - part of why people don't like baseball is because obtuse people like yourself are insufferable snobs about everything about the sport, down to the audience itself.

Fuck this fucking country.

Get new friends, your current ones sound insufferable

Yeah, because people who appreciate baseball as a sport are insufferable. I don't see how you missed that.

Party animals who are bout their fame.

Manziel? Gronkowski? Need I go on?

Because ultimately you shouldn't care one way or another about it.

Who cares at this point. My god.

Naw, I think you gotta hit em where it hurts.

How on God's green earth do you write about food and have a gag reflex to melted ice cream.

Ubiquity and inescapability? You seem dense.

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As if you needed another reason to avoid subway.

Tool and Die factory.