What a waste.

Good god you cast a lot of aspirations on a work of art you enjoy.

Do you work the NY Post? You should. That headline doesn't nearly deliver what you think it will.

She let the dolphin rub on her, this hardly rises to deviantart levels of debauchery and sexual exploitation of shouldabeentuna

Golden Girls Gifs are my catnip

Lindy, you need to get to Cal Anderson and make drills happen.

Sweet Home Alabama?

Is there any possible way to point out racism in satirical way without you being butthurt?

God, to be beholden to the tastes of a 2 year old.

Maillard reaction you fucking simple ass peon

Oh good god no.

No, it just has to be "tragic"

Not having a child wins again! Thanks parents for validating my choice.

United in Orange and Sadness.

Dubious

Healthful? We have words already for these things like healthy. Do you also use addicting instead of addictive?

Uhg, thats the fucking kicker

NFL won't suspend players for drunk driving, spouse abuse, and a whole host of other illegal things but pot...POT. NFL is so fucking regressive.

The horror!