Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty…

Counterpoint: Dogs are slaves. We’ve bred them to do everything we want.

Hmmm, can’t decide if he’s joking or being a tremendous asshole.

I’m a dog person and I think you’re kinda looney.