Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

Even more victims to the classic Packers/Dolphins rivalry.

You hate to see a newspaper get it wrong like this. This kind of careless headline really makes you doubt their credibility. How did this front page get by the editors? I know they jam a ton of work into a tight timeline and everything, but you'd think they'd catch something so glaringly obvious—you spell "filthy"…

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

Shameful thuggery. Now kids can't wear green or orange without fearing gang violence.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

In my mind, Giants get an enormous, 10-year-or-so pass for "18-1", which was God's work.

My ultra conservative uncle who blames Ferguson on the people there and gets mad about gay marriage being legal is a Cowboys fan. He also screams about SEC football every time he's in town. Did I mention he grew up an hour north of Pittsburgh? He's pretty much Optimus-Douche-Prime at this point. So yes. Yes you…

It's a joke. He's not trying to publish it in the New England Journal of Medicine. Chill out.

Think about everything you hear about Washington in the news: The disingenuous, corrupt, racist white jerkoffs bankrupting the country. The gutless fucks who say that there's "no simple solution" to people with AR-15s shooting up public places... but legislate what gay people can order at Chipotle. The defense…

"AJ Smith. AJ FUCKING SMITH. WE HIRED AJ SMITH, no doubt to the position of Senior Executive for Making Terrible Decisions That Will Be Regretted For Years While We Flounder at 8-8."

The real question is how many unwritten rules are being broken here?

Oh God, Childress. He was offensive coordinator at Philly but Andy Reid wouldn't let him call the plays. And we hurried to hire him so he wouldn't get on the plane to Green Bay for an interview. Argh.

Paul Allen is by far the worst homer in broadcasting I have ever heard. You could put Jerry Jones on commentary for the Cowboys and he'd still be more objective than that man.

You know it has been a long bout of misery when losing 4 Super Bowls and getting dicked over on the most famous NFL Hail Mary ever, don't even get mentioned.