As they say, the first step is acknowledging that you have a problem. And despite the disingenuous “honest question”, you aren’t yet interested in doing that.

“This July, let he who is without sin kick the first ass.”

Das Sound Machine was robbed.

REPUBLICANS BIGGEST AND BRIGHTEST STARS!

Never. The answer is it is NEVER worth dealing with any of that nonsense. No amount of money saved on useless shit we don’t even really need is worth the headache. 

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

Could you imaging Trump speaking at Ground Zero after 9/11?

The Filipino delegation would like to pay its respects to the King and visit Wakanda!

Patrick: We got our selves another caller on the line. It’s Roy from Bama

Stupid yes, but also pretty racist.

I’m sorry; I’m too busy using these “compact discs” to update my AOL! I’ll check that out later, though, unless one of the damn kids picks up the phone upstairs.

So true. Valentines day is the absolute worst day to go out and have a peaceful romantic dinner. Even with reservations, you wait an hour, then they run out of prime rib or have the fixed menu. After one too many of these, we go out on Feb 13 or the weekend before V-day. Then spend V-day at home with Netflix and…

My feelings on this are strong as hell, so don’t take this the wrong way: Fuck that pastor.

Somebody from Peachtree City once told me they were from Atlanta and I almost fought them.

Optional TD celebrations that can be scored on creativity, originality and technical merit. If the scores exceed a certain threshold, they’re worth a PAT.

Buford Highway is the amazing strip of every language and ethnicity and culture and restaurant, from just north of the Connector on I-85 (oh yeah, where I-75 and I-85 merge is called The Connector) out through Gwinnett County. There’s a few famous restaurants and cafes (and some strip clubs, and massage parlors...)…

My tips are mainly for living in ATL.

As a Latino, I find this whole “latinx” thing a cultural encroachment of the dominate Anglo culture attempting to enforce one of its linguistic constructs on another culture. It’s insulting and patronizing.

Friend just shared a friend’s FB post - she was in a Party City and was subjected to a hate-filled racist screed by a woman ahead of her in the checkout lane - she opened an air horn and blasted it in the woman’s face.