Worse...A “Yelp Elite Squad” member...

The BLUE LIVES MATTER crowd must be all twisted up in knots thinking about this...

I know tipping has a long, storied racist past and abusive present.

There was a recent episode of Dr. Phil on the other day where Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz confront a shady CBD oil company called Verified CBD for using their likeness without their permission and attributing quotes to sell their snake oil.

You can sideload Peacock on your Firestick. I’ve done it and it works great.

Michael Harriot from The Root explains it best:

That’s because the smartest lawyers in the world wanted nothing to do with this mess

“she thought it was strangers that were up to no good.”

I realized I had gout after drinking Calpico and waking up the next day barely able to walk. Turns out Calpico is high in lactic acid.

Anyone else read this in their best Obama voice? :-)

Right? Their production values were much better than a bunch of failed flight attendants waving flashlights in the air.

Oh to be young again and be able to sleep in the same position as the kid pictured on the right. If I fell asleep like that and tried to get up, someone would have to dial 911.

Wow. It was like you were writing about me. I’ve had gout for a few years now. What’s weird is that my gout trigger is a drink called Calpico. It’s delicious, but really high in high fructose corn syrup, which is horrible for gout. My first gout attack was after drinking about three of these in a row during lunch. A…

Well actually... :-) 

“You are right a lot of the time. This is not one of them.”

WHAT DO WE WANT? FAIR PAY! WHEN DO WE WA...? Oh, man, what is that on my shirt? Dude, why didn’t you tell me my shirt was dirty before now? Now I look like one of those Occupy Wall Street hippies.

Kevin Pang, you magnificent bastard. Love this site and it’s fun take on food writing. You’ve left The Takeout in good hands. Good luck to you and we’ll see you around sometime.