hahahahahahaha, how much are you down?

I don’t understand how those stupid worthless monkey pictures now have a valuation of over 4 billion dollars. Please explain it all to me. I am such an idiot.

WHOOOOOOOOOSH

always updoot Dan Olsen

Yup. There’s a generation of socially maladjusted, terminally online people who grew up with 4Chan and online trolling boards who all learned, like the literal thousand monkeys banging on a typewriter, how to be the most obnoxious they can be online... and they never emotionally developed beyond that. They just repeat…

For sure, they seems amazing!

“I’m doing my own research over here, I don’t believe the evidence in front of me”

But dude... you just don’t get it. Now browse my fine selection of NFTs. Please? I bought them for $50k but I'll take anything for them now. Do you have a dollar?

I remember when I looked into TOR, darkweb, bitcoin, all of it, and realized it was actually easier to just find someone around here who sold drugs than it was to get into that bullshit.
15 years later here we are. They are trying to sell piss poor jpg art to each other on the continued effort to make crypto “not exactl…

You are confused. You laugh because you see the bars but you’re the one in the cage getting laughed at.

here’s the mandatory Folding Ideas Line Goes Up post. also including In Search Of A Flat Earth because everybody should watch that too.

Same here. It might be low-hanging fruit but reading about NFT guys and their failing scams has been a delight, especially when they show up in the comments all mad.

This is the most helpful crypto explainer I’ve ever read

Lemme translate this for everyone:

CRYPTOBRO SAYS:
“I could provide proof but what is the point? It would fall on deaf ears.”

CYPTOBRO MEANS:
“I have no actual proof of anything, and none has ever actually been discovered or shared, but if I think REALLY HARD that is has it’s almost like the same thing”

CRYPROBRO SAYS:
“Peo…

Big if true

All I can keep thinking is that I hope the artists that worked on this trailer were paid in cash and not cryptocurrency.

ApeCoin? lol wut. Surely something designed for people with monkey brains...

The two things that always stuck with me from this segment:

It’s basically just “Pimp My Ride: The House Edition” when it comes to bullshit. It’s hilarious to me that basically all of the cars ended up being un-drivable. I did love that one time when Xzibit showed up at a dorky white kid’s house and he got excited and said “Oh my god, DMX!”

as if MTV wasn’t funding and scripting most of the lies