Makes perfect sense that he would retire because he’s concerned about his Abdullah oblongata.

This is a pretty radical decision for Abdullah. I hope Ted Cruz is patrolling his neighborhood.

That BMW is 100% Photoshopped.

Everyones talking about the number of doors... That doesn’t bother me at all. What the eff is going on with those rear windows though?? The spy photos seem to corroborate that weird hop-down beltline in the rear. It looks... wrong. Like it belongs to another car.