I’m going to go ahead and say this is a bullshit take that helps no one. 

Being someone that wants a true small truck, this would be amazing.

It looks cool, and you’re technically right when you say it moves, but this thing just feels like the nerd equivalent of an animatronic Santa someone would have in their living room.

Never.

I’m thinking a hatchback with heated seats and preferably AWD.

So most likely either a GTI and Golf R.

Currently I’m in a 2007 VW GLI.

VWs definitely did, which is why I called out the Mk5 Jetta.

If they were aiming for Audi in the grille and general look then they missed the mark.. The grille, nose, and general shape of the body reminds me of the Mk5 mixed with touches of a similar year Chrysler 200 in some of the lines, how the rear looks from this…

Would I get any odd looks if I said it reminds me of a Mk5 Jetta with maybe a dash of Chrysler?

At that point though why even bother? I could either find an old PS3 off of ebay that I could load custom firmware onto or install an emulator on a laptop.

Hell, isn’t Raspberry Pi capable of running PS1 emulators?

I can’t do it. I just can’t.

A, because I’m a broke motherfucker and B, because the cross eyed look just kills it for me.

Not sure about Miller. This year Nathan Jones (Rictus Erectus) did make a showing though and I believe other actors from various Mad Max movies have made an appearance previous years. 

There’s always going to be one or two people that piss in the pool, but overall it’s actually an amazingly chill and welcoming community.

Do it at least once, it’s a great experience with great and amazingly chill people.

You and me both.

This reminds me of a breakup with a girlfriend who, for all intents and purposes, became more of a child/dependent and less anything resembling a real partner. She never actually threatened suicide but after I broke up with her she locked herself in the bathroom and proceeded to go at her arms with a razor blade like…

It’s a Saturn.

The answer will always be “no”.

$2539.43

I may have had a problem when it came to Steam seasonal sales in the past.

Edit: And apparently my account is just shy of 14 years old. Hrmm.

And ABC comes in the crank of the week.

Sadly this isn’t true.

So...would a jack be better or worse than a makeshift wooden dolly and ratchet straps?

Asking for a friend.

<Battlefield theme slowly starts up in the background>

The PNW’s a lovely mix of reds while the majority of the South is white?

Are you shitting me right now?